Hello Siri.

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IPhones are fun to use.

Making telephone calls and texts, playing games and taking photos , FaceTime and Viber all excellent uses.

My favorite though is messing with Siri. My sister is too grown up to annoy anymore , and this little robotic voiced Siri is in my pocket all of the time, just ripe for the picking!

Ask her (or him ) anything and he might just come up with a very funny answer or even a song!

http://www.macworld.co.uk/feature/iosapps/58-funny-things-ask-siri-on-ios-2016-mac-3633686/

My favorite answer came when I asked what is zero divided by zero?

I think he is judging me by the end.

 

I’ve got it covered

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imageimage.jpegI have had this set of patio furniture for about three years.  It has faded ,and degraded, in the sunshine since then.  The fabric was worn, torn and downright sad.

There was nothing wrong with the frame or the cushions inside ,  so buying a new one was out of the question.  I did look for new cushions but each one was upwards of $30 and I needed eight!  You do the math. Too much.

Walmart had this upholstery fabric for just under $4 a yard. I figured a yard per cushion and I was right. I can sew, but am too busy fixing toilets that a certain darling daughter flushed her panties down today .

Youtube came to the rescue and an idea for a no sew cushion cover. Perfect.

I cut out a yard of fabric and wrapped the cushion up like a Christmas present. Hot glued all of the seams and it looks amazing.

 

 

One thing I was able to do,to save a little fabric on the bottom seat cushion , as I didn’t think anyone would see that, was to not wrap it fully. image.jpegIn hindsight I should have, to allow me to flip them over should the need arise. Sticky wee fingers , spilled drinks, doggy hairs and dirt, the list goes on and makes me regret it more and more by the minute.

Well anyways , that saves a little money for summer , perhaps I’ll buy a string bikini! Hahahahahahaha.

Yup,nope.